literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
Amanda Bynes appears in New York City court on drug charges
my role model
What the fuck is that? Im convinced celebrities think its cute to look cracked out
Bring in the dancing lobsters
why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb
(Source: josephasfoury)
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
(Source: ahtnamasyay)








